My Evenings Are More Hardcore Than Your Evenings

Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
hola sombrero. como estas usted?
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
lol
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
I am a hat
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
i actually said "hi hat. how are you(formal)?
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
Exactly, I'm a hat.
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
yeah, i guess :P
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
whats new and exciting?
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
I *have* a hat. It kicks your ass.
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
lol
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
aside from "having" a hat, whats new and exciting?
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
Not much
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
that was elaborate...
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
Okay Ben, you want the full story of what's happened to me in the last eleven hours or so? FINE. YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT.
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
sure :)
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
After I finished talking to all you pandas, I went upstairs to bed. I was almost asleep, when suddenly, my window shattered!
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
*gasp!* *shocked and afraid*
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
Before I could decide whether to fight bare-handed or with my nunchaku, I had a black bag shoved over my head and a whole bunch of people picked me up!
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
oh no! *cries a little, pees a little*
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
*inches away*
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
lmao
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
Don't cry for me, Benjantina
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
I have more story to tell
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
lol
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
go on, and dont call me Benjantina
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
Through the confines of the bag, Benjantina, I could hear angry voices speaking in a telltale familiar dialect. "Oh shit! Ninjish!" I thought, and then I tried to fight them off only one of them hit me on the back of the head with what felt suspiciously like a horse mackerel. I remember one of them making a duck sound before I passed out.
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
that happened to me once, except it was a sturgeon instead of a horse mackerel
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
Sturgeons hurt a lot. Anyhow
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
I woke up like five or six times but someone was always there to knock me out again. But I could hear this mechanical chopping, and I realized that I was in a helicoptor. It was pretty intense. Then when I was knocked out again I kept dreaming of butterflies and cotton candy.
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
sounds like they drugged you, along with knocking you out again and again
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
That's what I figure!
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
So by the time I woke up again, I could hear some man playing the accordian and singing in French. It was godawful, so I started screaming for him to shut up. Then someone slipped the bag partway off my head and shoved a baguette in my mouth. But it was stale, so I started screaming at them to find me an eclaire, and then they drugged me again.
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
...they brought you to france in a helicoptor?
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
I know, right? Maybe there was a plane in there somewhere? Or maybe it had to do with ninja magics.
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
i'm thinkin a combination of the two...ninja magickd from a helicoptor to an airplane so that nobody would notice anything strange upon landings...
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
That's possible!
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
So anyway. When I woke up again, the black bag was gone, but I was blindfolded. Also I could still taste that baguette, so that was kind of gross. Then I heard somebody talking, and I flipped out. Monkey Bite! My arch-nemesis. Holy fuck!
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
eek!!!!
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
BUT HE WAS TALKING TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
WHO COULD IT BE.
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [The Marchioness] says:
Tune in next time: same Julia time, same Julia channel!
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
lmao
Benji - Oh Foamy... says:
you had better put that in your blog

Don't worry, Benji. I will.

Icarus doesn't get that channel.