Dear God, Why Must You Mock Me In Front of Other People?

Listening: Blue Parade - Sarah Slean

I hear them coming, the Blue Parade
They're throwing snowflakes and singing my name
In deep blue voices, I hear them say
"There's good love out there, just you wait..."

Life just enjoys mocking me.

Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
Ok then you're going to have to go for painfully blatent.
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
Most likely
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
I suggest doing it while we're out somewhere, preferably towards the end of the night. Then if he wants to go hermit off it won't affect the rest of us
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
Truethat
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
But you're not going to, are you?
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
*sighs* I have to at some point, but it just seems like it'll make me such a bitchtress to say, "Oh, by the by, you don't have a chance with me and you never will."
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
Oh I know. See this is really not fair to you at all.
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
You have to break up with him, and you two aren't even going out.
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
Exactly!
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
*cries*
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
God I wish I could help you
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
It's cool
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
You can help me by not being all, "Oh Julia. Why did you have to break up with him? Now he's all emo and it's all your fault. WHY WHY. Go in there and have sex with him and make it all better."
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
lol Who would be like that?! XD
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
Probably my entire family.
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
WTF.
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
Well sans the sex thing
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
My mom's always like
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
They just want you to get a boyfriend.
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
"Oh Jooooolia he's suuuuuuch a nice boy. SUUUUUUUCH A NICE BOY."
"Easy mom, you're foaming at the mouth."
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
Ok yeah I'm thinking that your mom should respect the fact that you're not a desperate whore.
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
*thumbs up*
Pharaoh «Mmm... yeah.» says:
Man how long has this complication been going on? 4 years?
.:*~Cradle~*:. [Derangel] [Diggin' around in the dirt, she's a slave to the work] says:
.....*cries*


Icarus hates being in the center of things like this.